An Ode to Our Nutsacks

“Our nuts are all natural, and free range
Your nuts are confined, restricted and caged
Bring our nuts out in public and you’ll have friends abound
Pull your nuts out in public and you’ll be taking a trip “downtown”
Our Nutsacks are full of protein; they make a delicious, healthy snack
Your nuts have protein too, but let’s not talk about that
Our Nutsacks are huge; the largest is a full pound monster
If yours are that big, something’s wrong, please see a doctor
Our nuts are more fresh than the Prince of Bel-Air
Because we have fun, and pack them with great care
Seriously though, try our nuts, and taste for yourself
Our nuts are delicious, nutritious and good for heart health
And if you’re not convinced our nuts are the best you’ve ever had
We’ll buy them back, no questions asked, we won’t even be mad”
We use only ultra-fresh, perfectly roasted, lightly salted nuts, and we guarantee that they are TASTIEST NUTS YOU’LL EVER PUT IN YOUR MOUTH.
YOU’VE GOT OUR NUTSACKS ON YOUR MIND,
NOW PUT OUR NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!
We’re socially nuts