Funny Quotes

10 April, 2015

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Redd Foxx

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
Red Skelton

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
Bobby Heenan

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