Call Me Crazy Nuts

03 December, 2014

Go on, say it... "Dude, Nutsacks? Are you crazy?"

Well maybe, but people love my nuts. In fact, they are so popular among my family and friends that I decided to make my nuts available to everyone.

My Nutsacks are filled with either Roasted Salted Cashews, Hickory Smoked Almonds, or Premium Mixed Nuts. These nuts are ultra fresh direct from the roaster (he's a nut too) and contain only the best quality whole nuts (no "bits & pieces").

Ways to enjoy my nuts

  • Snack on them at home or at the office.
  • Pass your Nutsack around to your co-workers. (This always has a happy ending)
  • Bring a Nutsack with you on a walk or hike for quick energy.
  • Give a Nutsack as a gift (Who doesn't want to receive a nutsack from a friend right?)
  • Keep them to yourself (If that's what gets you off)

The Cashews and Premium Mix are roasted in 100% pure Canola oil and salt, that's all. The Almonds are roasted in Safflower and/or Canola oil. The Mixed Nutsack contains Almonds, Cashews, Hazelnuts, Pecans, and Brazils (no Peanuts). The Almonds are Blue Diamond 'Smoke House' and are amazing. All my Nutsacks have less than 1% salt added so they are good and tasty without being too salty. Also, these are not "pieces" like many other nut sellers have. They are whole, large, premium nuts.

I know you will enjoy my nuts as much as my family & friends do, and your family and friends will love your nuts too, so grab a Nutsack, pass it around and have some fun.

Remember: Never leave home without your Nutsack


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